i met a man named byron black...

so, i was driving home today and i saw a homeless man. i thought to myself, "well, that dudes just awesome. walking around all fat and homeless...wearing his house coat...wait? HOUSE COAT!?" if hes homeless, why does he have a house coat? he doesnt have a house. this was all wrong. my first thought was to contact josh and inform him of my findings. which i did. to which he replied, and i quote (read: copy, paste), "Haha, that's tragically awesome." true story.

in other news, i got lost on my way home today. 30 minutes of driving around listening to silversun pickups. yeah. again. true story.